“Instead of going to a church every Sunday that preaches that a man executed two thousand years ago will send you to a burning sulphur lake forever ...f you don’t believe his bizarre story, we will teach and preach that if you want to be more righteous, you should reach out to your neighbors, give to the poor, and listen to others’ perspectives. If we do that, though, I’ll need to get us all ordained so that we can perform weddings and such. Naturally, I’ll encourage the idea of plural marriage. The first couple of timesit happened, some of the other guys were making comments like,"Enjoying yourself Andrew?," and "Hey guys, don't bend over in frontof this kid." - you get the idea. But after the first week the boy'sshowers seemed more "normal" to me and I stopped getting both theerections and the comments from the other guys.Now in middle school I had played a few sports - mostly stuff likebasketball and baseball - but mostly just for fun since sports atthat level weren't all that. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. No, no, he then said, make that a Bud Light: and he had one. And God drank the beer and it was good.And the Lord God grimaced and an enchanted gust of wind blew forth from him. And the Fart blew the waters of the earth together unto one place, leaving dry land for God to rest his beer on. (Incidentally, a less well known consequence of this holy hurricane was that it caused Lucifer, God's favorite angel, to quit his post as God's errand. .. and he noticed this, and moved the paper just enough so would could see him sliding his hand up and down his cock... this must have got to Mrs Silky a lot as I felt her pussy get increasing wet again, she started then wanking my cock almost perfectly in time with the business mans motions of his own cock... I thought to myself if she was imaging herself holding his cock... this in a strange way did turn me on, and I had to pull out my hand from her leggings and pull her hand off my cock as I.