He’s handsome, sensitive, caring and considerate”.“So what do you need the second one for?” asked Lisa.“The second one is straight”.A guy ...ent to the doctor and said, I’ve got a mole on the end of my penis”.“Drop your pants and show me”, said the doctor, who then proceeded to examine the area.“Yes”, continued the doctor. “I can get rid of the mole, but I’m going to have to report you to the animal welfare people”.It is noteworthy that nobody who was originally on the Paleo Diet lived past 35.I. She asked about the atmosphere and if there’s any hot men. I laughed and told her that I’ve picked a few up and had some hot sex.“Shelly, I’m glad you’re coming in town, where are you going to stay? I hope you are saying my place”, I said. Then she said she was hoping to do just so. I’m all excited and almost fell off the ladder. I gripped my toes on the step and told her I would call her when I was finished with her room. As we hung up, I lost my balance and fell off the ladder.I laid on. Her ... does Ted know?" No." I suppose he wouldn't now, would he?"I was being grilled by an eighteen year old and I was sweating."Lee, what's this about?" I don't know, Lane," she said. "I mean, I sort of had you starting to be my friend, and I didn't know about this stuff." Lee, I love being your friend. You're a neat person. I like doing things with you. You're fun to talk with. But I'm an adult male. You gotta have thought that just maybe I might have sex with somebody..." Not my freakin'. " And kept on happening, I thought but didn't say. Simon had told me they'd gone out to dinner a couple of times and recently started having sex. They had left spots on the beds in both our homes maybe five times."Beth," I interrupted her. "Beth, we're actually pretty open about these things. It's OK." Silence. "But Peter doesn't know does he?" No. Oh my god." Well like I said, remember that time with Marty G? Why don't you come over for dinner? Peter's away and Bobby can take care of himself..