I tried teaching her to say "gar?on" to describe me. But instead shesaid, "Tu est un gars conne." I didn't know then that Mum was playingwith me, th...t she could speak French fluently and that she meant exactlywhat she had just said. I should also explain though that googletranslates "conne" as "asshole" if you look up "conne meaning in French"and it's perhaps better conveyed as "eejit", meaning "You're an idiot butI love you."I was by then a bit despondent about having no job and this large. "Jeremy, here's Dottie, you surely remember her," she said. "Oh, the red bikini, what male could ever forget," I said as we kissed. It was a kiss rather unlike any I'd ever gotten from my mother's friends before, a look at what lie ahead, I think. "Oh, what a sweet thing to say. Yes, that bikini has gotten me a few compliments, none nicer than yours, Jeremy." "Well, I know Jeremy is eager to show you his room, Dot, um, you two enjoy yourselves, I think I've got some shopping to do," my mom told. He quickly typed, ‘Hey, I’m playing a game of truth or dare, and I got dared to text a girl asking her to send me a topless picture. Any chance I could get one of you? I’ll owe you one if you do send it to me. Oh, and keep your head out of the picture in case they make me show it’. He then sifted through the contact’s list of his phone until he reached his friend Anne’s name. Anne had been his close friend since elementary, and they had shared everything together, including their first time,. So I don’t have time for one. That’s a sham a good looking girl like you with no boyfriend. Britney was thinking to her is this guy trying to chat me up. She looked him up and down and thought he was a good looking guy. Britney then said to James you know it’s my 17th birthday today. James look at her with a smile and said Oh is it Happy Birthday. Thank you she says back. James then says you know here am me and I don’t have a present for you. Have you had any today? She says no I haven’t.