When the smoke cleared, the wizard was holding a 20oz bottle of Diet Coke."So, now do you believe me," he asked between sips.Danny was startled, but c...uldn't deny what he had just witnessed."H... h... how?" Like I said, I'm a wizard. Now tell me, is there something in my store that interests you?"Danny had little use for such junk, but he was curious."Let me ask you, do you have a cure for this," he asked as he pointed to his pockmarked face."Hmmm, I see. Have you tried Clearasil?" That's it,. Last Saturday, after I had my afternoon beauty sleep, I woke up and took a shower where I did my hair removal procedure. I love when I do that..I feel so sexy and feminine. After I have put my creams, I wore black stockings, matching g-string, a black lace mini dress and my high heels. Then I put on my makeup and my blonde wig and my escape perfume. Lastly, I inserted my small anal plug the one that is a gem.I opened a bottle of wine and started chatting with men on the internet. After I had a. .. except I didn't ... die. They ... we all know who they are ... sent me back to be a kid ... in my family ... that's how I knew the derby winners."I was supposed to change things ... I did. You are here. In my first life, you died in 1959. I must have been doing a piss poor job because I died this year in Vietnam and got resurrected in 1942..." You talked at birth." Yup ... you remembered ... and Grace was born fifteen minutes later ... mother died ... probably the best thing that ever. When my mother and sister got home they came into my room and found mecrying on the floor in front of my dollhouse.My mother asked why I was crying and I told her, she said, "Well, youshould listen to your brother, he was babysitting you, so you do what hesays. You know the sitter is always in charge."Then she smiled and said, "I have a surprise for you." she handed me abag and I took out a new Cheer Bear. She said, "It's just like your oldone that got ruined." Thank you mother," I said."That's.