’ It was a little weird listening to Colleen talking about this stuff, but I guess what she was saying wasn’t that much of a shock. I had known Je...f for as long as I had known Colleen, and while he was a really nice guy, he was also pretty dull and straight-laced — a chiropractor, so what do you expect, I guess. Still, though — what the hell kind of guy doesn’t like getting his cock sucked? ‘So what about you, then?’ ‘What?’ She had been staring into her glass again and she looked up at me. I thought it was kind of funny when she said, he'll have to learn how to pee like a girl, sitting on the toilet seat all the time now. I told her he learned sitting on the toilet to pee when I used to lock his little dick up in chastity. Then she told me, being he has some ball sack skin remaining after he was castrated. I can cut, sculpt and stitch up his ball sack skin, giving him the appearance of having a real woman's vagina, obviously, a nonfunctioning vagina, for an extra three hundred. "You pretty well made sure of that, plus you got my wife kicked to the curb." How?" Tiny asked."She can't prosecute if I defend," I pointed out. The smile Tiny was wearing widened. I noticed the gold teeth in his mouth on the day I walked him into the Sheriff's Department were gone."I might actually get out of this!" he said. "Damn, man, I don't believe this. I was convinced that I got away with so much shit that my luck finally caught up to me. You're serious, right?" I'll try not to lie to. "Hey, babe. Look, Chuck said if you pull another stunt like that he's gonna kick you out." Her voice was a sweet melody with a Southern twang. Tom couldn't help but notice her perfect legs and glowing skin. Paul looked over at the bartender who was cleaning shot glasses and grunted. "Chuck can't do shit." He bellowed out laughing as the bartender rolled his eyes and shook his head. The girl kissed Paul's cheek and gave him another hug. "Well, just try to tone it down some will ya, sugah?" She.