I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony, shaking a carpet.I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won'... it start?"An Emergency Call Centre worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal. It seems that a caller dialed 911 from a cell phone stating, "I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah." To which the call centre employee replied,. "No problem. You enter the stall, pull down your pantyhose, have a seat and pull Mr. Dinky out of the side of your panties," you explain."But what if I..." again my voice trails off."Get excited? No problem. Just remember you're a man in a ladies' restroom in North Carolina. You're not breaking any laws." That should do it," I weakly reply.We dispose of our trash and make our way through the busy crowd. Again, no one gives us a second glance as we walk confidently along. We pass a Lane Bryant. Then, yes, she pulled her panties off and tossed them in the corner. "You are so beautiful, Carol, I can't believe you're letting me see you like this," I gasped as I drank in every curve, every contour standing there before me. "Well, I've told you that I like being this way when I'm home. So, you may be seeing me this way more from now on. If you like it and don't mind." "Mind? Oh, I can't believe you want to do this." "Well, there's more we could do, Ben, a lot more. Would you like to see. I could win, but the odds aren't good, so I guess I'll fold. This is what you've been waiting for since the beginning of the game isn't it? You can't wait to see me in my bra and panties can you? Do you want me to make a show of it?"As she said this she lifted her shirt high enough to reveal her belly button before quickly lowering the shirt. Then she lifted it high enough to show the cups of her bra, again concealing everything. "Maybe I'll do it this way." She crossed her arms, and in one.