Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life".--Emo Philips"If you wear a short enoug... skirt, the party will come to you".--Dorothy Parker"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps".--Tiger Woods"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping". --Lisa Lampanelli"It's work having a vagina. Guys don't think that it's work but it is. You think it. Then after lunch we watch TV. She casually asked me what all are your interest? I replied Snooker, Cricket, Football and Surfing.She: Not interested in girls? Naah, but there are some interest related to them Like? She was curios to know my answer but I played smart. Oh can’t tell you about that you are my aunt and I can’t share that with you. Oh come on, I am more like a friend to you, don’t be shy. Spit it out Champ, I asked her to promise not to tell anyone and she did it. Then I told her,. "I'll have 'em mate." laughed a voice beside me and someone else behind me slapped me on the shoulder."Lucky bugger," he said. "My missus couldn't even get her big toe in them buggers."Mum had her head buried in my shoulder, shaking with laughter, but she was excited too, I could tell that by her eyes when she looked up at me."Well at least I won't get my knickers in a twist." she laughed and half the pub laughed with us.We didn't buy another drink all night, total strangers were insisting that. Later, a calmer Erika emerged from the shadows and demanded I turn to a show she wanted to see."Watch it in your own room, Queen Bitch!" was all I could muster in retaliation.The lure of the 52 inch screen was powerful, and Erika tried to act like the pouting child that expected to get her way. My response was cutting, although not insulting.I said, "Well see how it goes AFTER you've finished the dishes!"The little brat stormed off to her own room rather than take orders from me, and that was.