As I was making the coffee by Dad I felt his hands on my bum easing my cheeks apart, I thought he must be able to see my ass hope I wiped it clean aft...r having a shit in the night, his one finger was just opening my ass hole up, Dad said “Olga have you ever had a hard cock up your ass before , and what did you think about it” I said “ no I never had sex in either ass or pussy until yesterday, really enjoyed it though, and yes you can do it again anytime you like if its aright with mum, I. He asked, “What am I doing?”Confused, the woman said, “I don’t see why they should be too narrow around your bottom. You don’t have a big butt.”Ed laughed aloud before he answered her unspoken question, “I mean at the bottom of the pants. I can’t put my boots on.”Realizing the mistake she had made, she laughed and clapped her hands. She said, “I feel so foolish, but you really shouldn’t wear boots to a funeral.”Thinking about it, Ed realized that he had no idea what was appropriate. He said, “I. Kim asked him to attend various social functions with her and he was happy to do so.One day, he happen to notice the brochures Sally had given him about tours or vacations that catered to singles. He went through the brochures and thought he could use a change of scenery and a break in his daily routine. There was one brochure that offered one week in the Dominican Republic for singles only. It was an all-inclusive resort and the price seemed reasonable.He phoned Sally who immediately. "Flattering, but not terribly informative."Okay?" I need... I think I need some help." Allie?" I don't know... what to do. I called your house, they said you were here." Allie, what's wrong." I'm at THE party."Shit! When she said the party instead of a party, I knew exactly where she was."Do you need me to come get you?"Please." It was the most pathetic sounding word I'd ever heard."Five minutes." I've got to go," I said to Tami and Robbie, setting the phone on the coffee table and standing.