She looked down in innocence then slowly lifted her eyes to meet his, a sickly innocent look. “Uh huh. I’ve seen you around a lot lately, noticing...how you cycle slowly past my house, like you’re hoping for a glimpse of something. So I thought I’d give you a glimpse and see what happened. And here you are. In my house.” She said sweet as sugar.Brett felt angered “Fuck you set it up?! You must be twisted lady!”. His eyes now steely and alive.She snapped back “Excuse me young man? You’re the one. Mera chota bhai 19 saal ka hai aur mera ek cousin hai jo mere bhai ka best friend bhi hai. Wo bhi 19 saal ka hai, pichle mahine wo chution mein ghar aaya tha aur mere bhai se milne har roz humare ghar aaya krta tha, uski height 6′ hai yani mujse 1 foot zyada aur wo thoda heavy bhi hai, Wo muje baji keh kar bulata hai. Mein bhi usko apna chota bhai manti hu. Hua yun ke ek din wo mere bhai se milne humare ghar aaya, itefaq se usdin mein ghar mein akeli thi, parents uncle ke ghar gaye hue the aur. “Mr. Hot Stuff, huh?”“I beg your pardon?”“I beg your pardon?” Jack silently admonished himself.“What!? You heard me. Nobody invited you out here.”He wanted to ask her about her familiarity with his Christian name, but, did not.“Patty.” Some girl from the gallery section with a beseeching tone. Patty never heard her.She was absolutely stunning in a white and black bikini. Not a mark, not a stain, not one imperfection to the white, nor the black. Jack’s jaw slacked open.“You’d be cute if you. .. the prognosis for future procreation is questionable." They asked me to bring clothes for him when I came down. So I asked them what happened to his clothes. That was when they told me that he'd been naked when they picked him up. They also gave me your address. This is when things started to get interesting. I walked into the emergency room and heard my fat assed husband talking to the medical staff. He was asking them for pain killers and screaming about how badly his nuts hurt. I thought.