’ My new boss was the Battalion Commander named Weldon. I remained at attention as he read my file. As he read, his face turned redder and redder. ...inally, he looked up at me and asked, ‘How much Russian do you speak?’ ‘None, Sir.’ ‘Then what the fuck are you doing here?’ ‘Following orders, Sir?’ I suggested. Barely keeping his temper in check he said, ‘We are a Russian intelligence battalion stationed in Germany. You have high school German that you haven’t used in years and speak no Russian.. I was thinking that it had to be running through John’s mind as well, but if it was, he was showing no sign of it.“So, you’re not spending the night with Barb tonight, huh?” I ask.“No, it looks like I’m bloody well not.” He answers.“Was that in the plans” “No, it bloody well was not!” “Ah” I teased “It’s been a while then…” “Yes, and it’s getting longer and longer between, too…” he admits as he walks up to face me, with my back against the table. “That’s got to be hard” I say, glancing down,. I really think they were all ganging up in me for a while. Then we heard a knock on the door. Since I was still partly clothed I went to get it. It was the pizza. As I was paying for the pizza, suddenly Stacey, naked as the day she was born, ran up to the door, curtsied in front of the pizza guy, grabbed the pizza and ran off; laughing all the way. The pizza guy just stood with his mouth open and watched her leave. I apologized to the guy and he replied with a stutter and a smile, "H-hey, don't. Why not with you?" Oooohh," I answered, as a shiver went through me. She stopped stroking and slid a finger over the slit at the tip. back and forth, while leaning a little closer for a good look."You really have a nice looking penis," she said.What was I supposed to say to that? Thanks, s*s? "How many have you seen?" Just a couple," she answered. "Yours is the prettiest. And the biggest." I like the biggest comment. I'm not sure if anybody wants to hear they have a pretty penis." Why not? It.