As Earl investigated these files, it seems little Miss Ericka has been very naughty. She has been visiting some porn sites while working the weekend s...ifts over the summer months. Earl knew that if this were to get out it would ruin her. It would at least cost her her job and maybe even stop her upcoming wedding. He laughed to himself as he removed the files from the hard drive. “Oh you dumb little slut, you are mine now” he thought to himself as the last file was copied to a disc. He emailed. He hadn't blinked an eye at her request for permission to try something."Doctor, I haven't had sex for almost six months," she had said. "I'm about to go crazy, but I don't want to mess anything up."He'd looked at her calmly and said, "Go for it, Mrs. Brazelton."She checked the oven. The meatloaf was about done. The mashed potatoes were on top of the stove, staying warm. Jennifer, clued into the plan, offered to go to a movie and do some shopping. Susan had laughed, saying a movie would. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”FaithA Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.”The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks. I saw my bus fly into the parking lot but purposely refrained from mentioning that fact to him. He led me to a small car and manually unlocked the door for me. Inside, we made small talk, well, he made small talk. I just responded to his polite questions as best as I could through the distraction he presented to me. The whole time my heart raced Nascar and my jeans threatened to explode. When we pulled into my empty driveway, I made sure to point out that my parents worked late and didn't come.