He was a very well spoken about six foot and a bit overweight about 16stone I guess. He had split up from his wife some time back , which caused a l...t of gossip in the village .Anyway I went around one Saturday afternoon , and he invited me into his house . He said we would have a cup of tea first as there was something he wanted to talk about . Well over the tea he looked me in the eye and said he new I had stolen some petrol from his car the previous year. I nearly chocked on my tea as I. But don't you drag your sorry ass in an attempt to stall. Call me when you get through the border so I can try and schedule something for ya. Just don't count on a 'turn 'n' burn' outta there. It's gonna be hard enough getting you back to Richmond, let alone all the way back up to Whitehorse." There was another short pause before John added, "and the next time you fall ass-over-teakettle for some woman, would ya make sure you're over on the Island, please? I've got enough extra traffic over. . does that sound strange? read on:September 4th, 1990 Today is my 16th birthday, and I got not only girly "sweet sixteen" presents, but I also got a car, and Paula... I have been dating Paula as Arya for a coupla weeks now... she's sweet, ...... ... and salty at the same time... she was soooo tight, soooo, well, virginal, heheheheh.... Well, My life has been, ah complex, When I was a junior, we moved to New Braunfels, Texas, because I wanted to be a girl for a year, and, during my chemistry. .." My dad had already told me when anybody ever starts with; "we were just having fun, I didn't mean anything, can't you take a joke, : and so on you could immediately tell that they knew they were wrong, the other one he used to laugh about was "It's not about the money" when it starts with that phrase, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE MONEY! Dad was always pointing out both visual tells and verbal tells on people all the time. He always said, business was a lot like poker."Bullshit Karl, you were.