. They already have boyfriends.She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?He said ... A widow.He said ... Why ar... married women heavier than single women?She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, “Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!”She looked a little. " Why Ken? Are you ashamed to be sleeping with older women?" What? No way Barb, I'm upset that Connie would risk Marta and Marcia's reputations that way. The last thing I want is for either of them to be hurt. I was a total wreck when they found me; I was close to driving off a cliff or running in front of a truck. My ex had told me that I was a lousy lover, and what with all of her experience, I believed her. The sisters helped me to see that Belinda was the one at fault, not me." I didn't. I told her No matter what it took Id be there for him. She said Thats good to hear because he really needed you now. She then said, Its getting late. Im going to call Taras mom and see if you can stay with them until Mikey gets out of the hospital. Thirty minutes or so later Tara and her mom came into the waiting room. Upon seeing me, Tara ran and gave me a big hug. She had tears running down her cheek. She gently touched the bruise on the side of my face as she asked how I felt. I said better. David lifted one of my feet to his lips and kissed the top of it. I crept my fingers in the skirt, lifting it up, exposing my legs and the junction between them. David’s eyes darkened with hunger at the site of my lack of panties. ‘Keep apologizing, David.’ I heard the thickness of his swallow. ‘Yes, Mistress.’ He kissed my ankle then. Moved his lips up to kiss my shin, higher for my knee. He turned his head and kissed my other knee as I kept the first elevated, resting that foot on his.