The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”...hese are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3.. ”Mateo stepped forward confidently, and offered his hand to John in a firm handshake. “We heard all about what you did for Calara. Thanks, my friend,” he said warmly, his dark brown eyes reflecting the sincerity of his words. He then turned towards Alyssa, who was standing at John’s side. “And I heard you were involved too, Alyssa?”“I helped out,” she grinned at him in a friendly fashion.“Calara never mentioned her rescuer was so beautiful though,” Mateo said to her flirtatiously.We’ll distract. He had told her that it would be easier for him to live with regret than with suspicion, but that was such an oversimplification. Neither choice was 'easy.' Suspicion would have eventually destroyed him, but regret was turning him into a cold, bitter, terribly unhappy man. He was between the proverbial rock and a hard place - screwed regardless of choice. That's the true tragedy of it all - if he hadn't loved Esther as deeply as he did, the divorce would not have been as devastating.Perhaps he. Eventually he got bored and left the room. I was still hanging on the wall crying. Time went by and then he came back. He took me off the wall and bounded my legs together. Then my hands. He replaced the ballgag with a blowgag. After this he took his cock out and jerked it off in front of me. I watch and knew my mouth would be used next. His cock got big and walked towards me. ''Good luck'' he said as he put it right in my mouth.My first blowjob and i loved it. I was really strange but amazing.