Before you could say 'Prince Charming', I was bent at the waist across the Customer Information Desk as acne girl rubbed her poorly maintained and not...very hygienic hussy-pussy repeatedly across my perfect makeup and who knows who rammed a succession of firm, solid, thick, stick-like objects into the warm embrace of my sloppy, sopping, slut-snatch and perhaps one or two might even have taken advantage of my prostrate positioning to check out my backstairs passageway. Guessing by the prodigious. I mean some of the lines are literally laugh-out-loud funny." This from the man with no sense of humor," Rebecca said with a smile."I put up with you guys, don't I?" Adam asked, elbowing Rebecca gently in the side. "That means my sense of humor must be expanding or something. Lord knows, you're a laugh a minute." So what should I bring Sunday?" Celina asked."Buns," Rebecca replied."Hamburger or hot dog?" Celina wonder."Yours," Rebecca answered with a giggle. "Just bring your buns and we'll take. "I took out my checkbook and wrote a check for five hundred leaving the payee space blank and handed it over to her. She said thank you, folded the check and put it in her purse. "Thanks for the help Sam" I said as I stood up, "I've got something else I have to attend to so if the two of you will excuse me. Nice meeting you Daphne, and Sam, I'll call you in the morning" and I left.On the way home I debated just packing a bag and getting out, but that would just put off the confrontation and I. "Fuck off! Really?" She swore without thinking about it and was immediately horrified. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean..." Don't worry Julie. I probably should have kept that to myself..." Well, I suppose I brought it up in the first place..." Yes, but I shouldn't be repeating those kind of stories to people I've only just met." No, but... You haven't repeated anything. Yet."Her tone of voice as she said "Yet" gave me every indication that she wanted to hear more.We had arrived back at the.