Finally I convinced for a birthday present I wanted her to strip for me on stage at a real club.. She finally agreed to that..So she started taking ex...tic dancing lessons and she picked it up after the second class and she signed up for 10 so I knew it would be great... She would come home week after week and show me her new moves on the bed post and tell me how she cant wait to get up on stage for me. We would have some great sex every time she came back from the classes she said it made her. " I said as I placed the tray on the coffee table. I sat on the couch and was pleased when she sat next to me instead of on the "best chair" recliner I had left for her. I poured the tea and offered honey and lemon, both of which I had forgotten, and which she politely declined."So Ms Claus, what do you do for a living?" I'm a toy maker, of course."I did a double take; she was smiling, but I couldn't tell if she was joking or not."And, I suppose you first name is Santa?" Actually, it's. I wanted to be airborne as soon as possible. Ching Lee was on her way to pack our things in the motel room and I was on my way to one more damn meeting.I asked Andy to verify that we had left no weapons on the roof - or anywhere else - and to make sure that we had all our Magpul rotary drums.This meeting was a small one, State Police Commandment Kent Dalton, Frank, Eric, the wimpy triplets, Ching Lee and me. I knew what they wanted even before I walked in the door.Kent Dalton started speaking,. I automatically said. Excuse me! Then I stepped back to let him go past. For reasons unknown, he snarled belligerently. Thats not good enough gramps Im going to kick your ass just because you are a stupid old man who is in my way. Of course, he tried to hit me in the face. It fallows that I blocked his punch. Now I havent hit another person in anger for over thirty years. But this young pup really irritated me. It was not long before he found himself pined against a wall with my right hand.