Noone was laughing a week into the contest though. Therewas a fire in town which gutted 5 houses, seems that the houses were builtwithout proper safet... features. When it was discovered 6 months before the fire,the local property company paid off the mayor to look the other way. The resultingscandal destroyed the mayor?s chances for re-election. Which is probably a goodthing as said ex-mayor is currently serving time for corruption. So, the joke candidatebegan the mayor. Everythingwas fine at. Use chodne ki iccha humesha hi mere mann mein thi. Toh jab mujhe pata chal gya tha k wo kaun thi mein ek din uske ghar pe book wapas karne k bahane se gya pehli baar mil raaha tha toh bhot excitement ho rahi thi. Uske ghar gya toh pata chala k wahaan koi nahi tha usne mujhe ander bula liya. Usne kaha k abhi 1 ghanta hai uske pati ko aane mein. Toh hul baat karne lage fir dheere se maine uska haath pakad liya aur sehlane laga use accha lah raaha tha shayad kyunki usne apna haath nahi hataya mein. My mother Joslyn, who was blonde, fit and the definition of MILF! Me Thomas, I was in my fourth year of college. My two sisters, Bree the older, who was a bitch and I fucking hated, and Cindy the younger, who was gorgeous and I absolutely adored. My cousin Lorane, who was in my class, she was almost like a brother to me. My Aunt Rebecca or 'Bec', who was basically a red-head slightly younger version of my mom. And finally, Grandma Barbara, Grandpa had died the previous year. Full house, right?. I told him i wanted to take her and show her off. He then told me he wanted to meet her and might go see us. Well the day came and we were drinking heavily to get the courage to follow through with the plan. We sat for a couple of hours at a table towards the back of the room and Mary kept commenting of the nice looking guys that were there.Fred (my friend) showed up dressed to impress and introduced himself to Mary and proceeded to order several shots for us three. He noticed Marys short dress.