Tom brought up the suggestion that we needed heavier weapons in case there was an all out attack by a superior force. We agreed that as soon as the bl...ckball committee finished its work and the livestock fencing was complete, and the livestock brought to the base, we would visit the local National Guard Armories to see what was available. I knew if we couldn't find what we needed there that some very sophisticated weaponry was stored in certain bunkers at Eglin.Tom suggested, and everyone. I’m sure there are exaggerations and wishful thinking mixed in. I’ve heard at least one rumor about me and a girl who I’ve never even talked to!”I wasn’t sure what she was getting at, or working up to.“I know. I asked you to the dance because you seemed like a nice guy. I was right, you are. Everyone seems to like you, your friends say you’re always willing to help out and be there for them. I was totally intrigued by the whole computer dating thing, too. I figured you would be going with. Tables, chairs, counter, everything seemed pretty old and abandoned. “What the fuck is that? It’s totally screwed!”, said an astonished Victor. “I’ve seen better warzones like this”, added Chris. “But at least we know no missile or something will come after us” They decided to look at the other places at the bar, the dancefloor, restrooms, kitchen, storage room… everywhere was at the same state or worse the entrance and the main floor/lounge. The former owner never actually told them about how. "How could they?" I sobbed into my pillow. "So I'll have lots of trouble finding someone to love. They don't have to rub it in that I'm still a fucking virgin!"I must have cried for an hour before I heard voices through the heat duct. "Don't move!" Aunt Patty sounded angry. "You'll break the damn ribbons!" Oh God, Patty, I'm so sorry!" mom sobbed. "That was supposed to be a joke present for you. I was going to say you'll need it when I'm close to term!"I nearly fell I jumped up so fast. That.