We enter, and all iscool and dark. Master approaches the desk and makes whatever last-minute arrangementsare necessary. From nowhere, a male slave, dr...ssed in a maid's uniform, high heels and amask, appears at Master's side. I turn to follow, but one of the Mistressesplaces her hand on my arm to stop me. I look at Master with a question, buthe smiles and raises his hand, which tells me to be patient and do what I amtold. He follows the slave down a hallway, and I turn to the Mistress. "While. Nothing drives a band onward like a mass of rampaging fans swirling in a mosh pit in front of them. The rest of the set went just as swimmingly. Judging by the crowd’s uproarious reaction, it was a safe bet that the proprietors would ask them to return at some point. The fans were still cheering as the band exited the stage area. After their equipment was loaded into their respective vehicles, Mikey stepped out of the club’s back door to call her uncle, using Damon’s cell phone. ?Hey, Jeff. I. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled “You stupid horse! I said ‘posse!’”What do you call 32 West Virginian women in one room?A full set of teeth.A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey, Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”“That’s mighty. "That would be great, but I can't quit," I said looking at him. "Mom wouldn't let me anyway." Let me worry 'bout that. I know this guy that works for the school district and he can set you up to be home schooled. He'll handle everything and turn in the papers and all the bull shit needed."I looked at him while he drove. "And all I got to do is fuck him, right?"He smiled and patted my leg. "You catch on pretty fast, kid."I sat silently as he explained to me the new plan. Mom won't knowI'm not.