We each ordered a drink from the bar and then mixed and mingled, asking leading questions that would hopefully reveal our mystery dates from the wanna...es.I ruled out singles and couples that were already chatting with others and zeroed in on a couple standing together alone at the end of the bar, nearest the door. My hubby made bee-line for another couple in the opposite direction. I was short on time so I decided that the truth (mostly) would be the most expedient strategy; so I walked up. The agent is skeptical, and wants to see the duo in action.The guy asks the dog, “What’s on the outside of a tree?”The dog answers, “Bark!”“What’s on top of a house”The dog responds, “Roof!”Again, “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”The dog considers this, and replies, “Ruth!”The agent has had enough, and chases them both into the street, shouting, “You charlatans! Fakers! Such bullshit! Don’t come back!”The guy seats himself on a bench, disappointed. The dog curls in his lap,. I walked the hundred yards to my parent's home and got the usual yell as I entered, from my mother, 'Don't bang the door!' Of course it was too late; the door was on its way and banged shut.'God Jack how many times have I to tell you, ' she said standing there in the passageway. I picked her up and gave her a kiss on the lips, but no mother son kiss, for I had been screwing my mother for about two years now.'She asked me to put her in the pudding club, mum. Did you have something to do with. She told me that she was out of town at a photo shootfor bathing suits. She was at her dressing room and had just put on thefirst bathing suit. She was about to leave the dressing room for theshoot when her crotch started to feel very uncomfortable. When she puther hand to her crotch she found something that shouldn't be there. Shehad grown a penis all over sudden. No way that she was going to do thephoto shoot now. She was in total panic. I tried to calm her down bytelling her to get back to.