Pushing the security team out the line of automatic fire will at least get you some brownie points, even if only for the reasons of not requiring a te...m to clean the blood and gore off the walls, not to mention filling the personnel replacement requests. Slowly having parts of your body removed, to prolong your death, is preferable to that paperwork.”Everyone sitting around the table in her office looked at me with what was a mix of surprise, awe, and respect. A few also showed a bit of fear. Squeaking as it opened, he tipped toed in. Glancing around he saw a small figurine, looking more closely, he noticed it was etched with the words "To Misty with love." Grabbing it, he ran from the house and back to the safety of his car. Shoving all $76.23 into his pocket as he placed the figurine on the table. "Ok guys, what's the next bet?" he asked. "Sorry Darren, were all taped out" they announced in unison as they all gathered their things and headed off to class. Darren had just gotten. . naked, of course." What?" shouted George and Beverly simultaneously."Well, the casino still owns your clothes, I believe," said John Cord with a sheepish grin."Oh, come on," groaned Beverly, "Haven't we been through enough and haven't people seen enough of this old lady body?" I suppose we would be willing to sell your clothes back to you," laughed John."How much?" asked George."Oh, how about $500,000?" Fuck you very much, Mr. Cord," replied George."Undress then... your money is waiting for. (LOL :-), I think this is a great one, don’t you?)You know, Iwas eleven years old, Bryant was a fourteen years oldboy, our neighbor, and I had enormous crush on him. Iwould do anything he wanted me and what he wanted wasto pluck my cherry. So I let him do it. It hurt a bit,and stung, and I didn’t enjoy it at all, althoughBryant had promised me I would, but I told him I did. The main thing was to keep him with me, wasn’t it? Ididnt enjoy the fucking later on either, not.