She starts to orgasm: she cannot help herself. Her cunt becomes so juicy and wet it is soaking my fist. I am literally punching her cervix now. Her ov...r-stretched cunt clamps tight onto my invading limb and her whole body shudders with intense lust.My cock is ready. Thick, hard and erect, it throbs in anticipation. I withdraw my soaking arm and haul Annie’s hips forward, then bend her legs right back so her big arse is fully ready for my attack. There is no need for preparation: the juice. Everything was scattered everywhere and it took too long to find whatever I needed. I lined the bottom of the cabinets with fresh newspaper. The stuff that was left in there was seven years old. Paul and Jack came in and offered to help but after about five minutes I had to run them out.They had no idea how to organize anything and were more trouble than help. They kept rubbing against me and groping me, each trying to outdo the other to see what they could get away with. They started with hugs. " Huh? You mean like wife swapping?" Well ... Yes. But we don't have to do it." Uh huh?" "Well, it's just there's something else I wanted to bring up. I don't know how to say it more gently, but ... well ... I'm pretty sure you have been with other women in Europe. I found part of a condom wrapper in the dryer after one of your trips last year."He immediately pushed himself up off the pillow, "I, I ...," he started to speak."Shush. There's more." OH?" I haven't been faithful either." Oh my. Oh. ..New Mexico Chili Cook-off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there’s no hope for you. I had tears in my eyes by the end.For those of you who have lived in New Mexico, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chile taster named Frank, who was from Springfield, Illinois.Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected.