I called him on a Tuesday and left him a message on his answering machine. He called me back that very day, saying he will move in over the weekend. ...everal weeks of living with Jayson has gone by where we’ve gotten accustomed to seeing each other in various states of undress. One Saturday morning sticks out in my mind vividly. I was going to the bathroom to take a shower and Jayson was coming out of the bathroom and stood in front of me stark naked. The only thing I did was gawk at his penis:. And handsome!"... And, she really likes it, too... doesn't she... ?" Evelyn observed in a murmured whisper close to his ear."Yeah... just like she did with her boss, Miss Sloan!" Ron said acidly. "Christ! I ought to go in there and bash both their heads in!" All women like it... like that!" Evelyn whispered."... Then, how is it, she's never let me do it to her... ?" Maybe she didn't know... until..." Until that lesbian... taught her... ?" Yes..." Fred's wife breathed. "... And, I suppose she's. As the referee counted her out, Susan, laying face down, began to regain a groggy consciousness.The ring announcer stepped into the ring and with a broad smile made the announcement everyone had been waiting for."Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner by a knockout in two minutes, fourteen seconds of the third round... Layla!"The brunette put her bare foot on Susan and assumed the victor's position, hand raised. The crowd cheered."And according to the new Velvet Spike fight rules... TO THE VICTOR GO. "Calmly wait until she moves from blocking the TV and continue watching the game. If you missed anything important, you can always catch the replay or it will be on the eleven o'clock news. Believe me, you'll be glad you waited.While we are talking about asses, I should tell you about what happened while my wife was cleaning the BBQ grill. I mentioned to her that her ass was the same width as the grill. It was a big mistake. She didn't say anything to me at the time but you have to remember.