Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the professional. Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and ...igh paying job of royal forecaster.The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”So the king hired the donkey. Thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work for the government and paying them. I thought I was going to feel guilty about this on the way home, but it never really happened. The only thing about it was I didn't want to get caught for the obvious reasons.I got a bright idea to run to the back deck and jump into the pool real fast to make quick work of the cum puddle in my pants and wash away the evidence. As I crept out onto the back porch and towards the pool I heard a whimper in the dark. I approached one of the lounging chairs where my wife was laying half passed out. " Penny's mother told her.Penny put down Rose the bunny, and gave her mother her full attention,and asked, "What's happening, Mom?'"Your uncle told us ... I'm not sure how to put it, but your uncle hastold us he plans to become a woman," Penny's mother said."Like that girl on TV, Jazz Jennings?" Penny asked."Yes, something like that," her mother replied."Well, I guess that explains why he was so sad. I'd be sad too if I hadto pretend I was a boy," Penny stated.Penny's mother smiled at her. I opened the door to see the same woman standing there, wearing a sexy smile and the same little-black-dress that she donned when she mistakenly tried to enter my apartment. I returned the same smile before my eyes roamed her lithe body, taking in the curves that her dress did nothing to hide. Fuck. Me. As if she read my mind, she pushed past me and walked through the threshold of my entry way, before grabbing my hand and dragging me to my bedroom. “Sit,” she ordered as she shut the door like.