“That’s disgusting!”“WHERE’S THE ASTROGLIDE, BABE?” I replied.“Ack!” she squawked.We both kept it up a couple of more minutes, and eve...tually the door to Megs’ room cracked open, and the two women peeped out and saw us bouncing on the couch. “That’s not funny! It’s just not funny!” Kelly’s roommate yelled.Kelly and I stopped and just laughed. A few minutes later the door to the bedroom opened and the two women came out wearing bathrobes. “You two think you’re so funny!” scolded Megs. Hannah. Jaise to aap ko pata hi hoga ki south indian aunty ka figer kitna chudail hota hai sab se khaas unki gaand meri kamjoori badi gaand main badi gaand wali auntyio ka fan hoon aunty khubsurat ti aunty nai toys kharida aur kaha ki home delevery kar dena aur kaha ki 2pm ko aap ko mil jayega sunday ko half day shop rahata hai mai toy lekar unkey ghar par gaya taa aunty blue nighty pahni huai ti badi gajab lag rahi ti mainey sab toys chek karwaya aunty boli pani peeyoge Maine kaha haa garmi bhout hai. Ohhh-uhh.A knock came at the door and Bud closed his robes and walked out of his sterile bathroom. Bud had lived in Boward/North Boward Gardens for three years but never really made any friends. Two of his neighbors, Shirley and Mark, were at the door. Shirley, an 64 year-old jewish widow, having lost like Bud. Mark was fit for 76, with thick white hair on his head. He invited them in and sat down with them in the living room, nervous. Bud didn't like well-wishers, especially when he is in his. But most of the time I wasn’t sure if I was okay. I wasn’t sure of anything, really. I didn’t know how he felt. I didn’t even know how I felt about him. I wasn’t supposed to, anyway. After all, he’s Selena’s husband. She and I have been friends forever. If I was certain of anything, it was that Marcus is a good guy. He is smart and funny. He is compassionate and very understanding. I guess that’s why he had put up with Selena for so long. But I suppose her being so pretty made it easier too. My.