Birthday something strange happen that I should had been more aware and paid more attention too, MY SURROUNDINGS, which cost me to get rape by 5 clown..., but thats just getting ahead of this story, thats for the next story, it’s very late in the afternoon, am still on my PJ’s, I’ve been lazy all day, mommy and sisters are fixing up the place for my party tonight, she sends me on an eren so I want to the Bodega, corner store to get some things for my mommy’s cooking that. All of which were perfectly big and round and they seemed to be in order from darkest to lightest. in the center of the room right under the chandelier was a big stage. no one was on it. This was no crappy hole in the wall place, this place was extravagant and awe inspiring. The men all seemed to be in suits and lounged around on cushions set up in sections on the floor. all of the women were naked and beautiful in every way and from every race. there were also servants everywhere. all clean. After a few months of this relationship, Mom and I were in bed one night and Mom gave me the news that she was pregnant. “ “WOW, I’m gonna be a Daddy,” I yelled. “Well, we are going to be a Mommy and Daddy, and you are supposed to be a big brother, remember,” said Mom. She had gone out purposely on a couple of dates, and although she hadn’t been to bed with either guy, we knew that we could just say it was a one-night stand situation, if anyone had the temerity to ask. “Mom, don’t you worry. So ... I wonder what happened to the bottles with a shot missing. While I was contemplating the existence of partial bottles of eleven hundred dollar bottles of scotch we stopped at a secure post. My ID didn't get us through but the cutie did.Sure enough ... after passing through the secure gates at Downtown, we pulled into a posh hangar."That's NOT a Cessna!" I said."Nope," said the pilot. "It's an Angel 44." Where's my X?" Island Home is too short," he said. "Too short for any jet." Oh." I.