“And I wouldn’t say no to one of those either” she said pointing to my can, she pulled out a couple of bottles of wine and handed them to me, �...Here, you might as well put these in the chiller too” she said with a big smile.I grabbed some beer and showed her into the lounge, OMG did she had the cutest arse or what?, clad in tight denim it was as perfect as it gets, so tight around the crotch too. I gave her a beer and we went to the patio so she could smoke, I don’t mind smoking in the house but. I glanced at the car and then walked to the front door with a shrug. As I spoke to the middle-aged woman who opened it I found myself searching her face for a trace of the dark-haired girl who’d given me the finger. There was something about the eyes I thought, and the lips, full and ripe. “and if you could give the back windows a going over I’d be grateful. The last chap forgot I’m afraid.” I nodded. The last chap indeed! I stomped round the house and set up my gear. “come on Si” I muttered. What I couldn't look away from was her lower half activities. She was wearing black hold ups and white knickers which were just below her knees and at full stretch over her strained apart thighs. Her head was thrown back and her eyes shut tight as she furiously rubbed her clit with her right forefinger.She gasped as she saw me standing in the doorway and tried to cover her cunt with her hands. 'I'm sorry Sir' she cried, 'I just got carried away fantasing about you ........ please don't. .. They Walk Among Us and They Vote!While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for a very long time.She shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."Caution... They Walk Among Us and They Vote!I stopped at McDonalds and ordered some fries.The.