Sending her the impression he hadn't she replied, "Would you prefer a book on sexual positions?"This startled Diun as he noticed that he hadn't consci...usly communicated it. Was this a side effect of having sex with humans?How else had they begun to affect him that he had been unconscious of? Why had his people not told him of this risk? Diun had never heard of anything like this happening in the past.Recovering quickly without her noticing Diun smiled acknowledging her question. Looking at the. They dragged across his skin, licking, tasting, wiping their slimy goo on him. He turned his head, disgusted by the gelatinous ooze, but he couldn’t escape them. One wrapped his neck, another pushed into his ear, roving wetly as the thing mapped his face, like a blind man reading braille.Two of the tongues found his mouth, and he shut his lips tightly, denying them entry. The creature was persistent, and pried his mouth open with the wriggling organs, and he flinched as he felt them enter him.. Ok, I deliberately didn't do dishes or laundry for a few days and tossed a few things around (I'm not a complete domestic disaster) and let her panic. She nearly immediately created the few small suitable lies that ended our relationship on a mutually satisfactory note.21. Ms Perfection - A smug condescending woman who let me know in the first minute of our conversation that I wasn't at all up to her normal standards, but that she'd try and stoop down a bit closer to my level and give me a try.. I was a faithful wife to him for five years, and he kept tel-ling me that he never even looked at another woman. You know that Icaught him with the cunt I divorced him over, but now I find out thatshe wasn’t the only one. He had a whole stable of little chippies thathe was doing, starting with a month after we got married. I got thehouse after we split, but I’d sure like to pay him back even more.”“How?,” asked Janet, her blue eyes flashing as she got involved in.