A few weeks ago I got spam email for something called the 'Splitter'. Normally I would have deleted it, but I was desperate. The attached video never ...xplained what the product was, just that it was designed to kick-start the sex drive of married couples who has 'lost that spark'. When I showed it to Susan she said it was probably just a porno, but since we had been offered an 'exclusive free offer' we might as well try.Two weeks later, here it was."Just open it," Susan said at last.I opened. Then she broke my heart when she said, "Nobody has ever been as nice to me as you have been. I wish I could live with you forever!"My eyes immediately started to water. I looked up at her, smiled through my budding tears and mumbled, "That really means a lot to me. Cindy, I wish you could stay here with me too. I care about you more than you can imagine and I hope from now on we can spend a lot of time together." As I finished saying that Cindy dropped the fork that she was holding onto her. Curiosity getting the better of me, I dropped my napkin and peeked under the table. Inge’s hand was wrapped around Dieter’s exposed cock, slowly stroking it. I also saw Dieter’s hand cupping the crotch of Inge’s shorts. Emerging from my napkin rescue mission, I saw both of them smiling. I’d been busted! I blushed. Unfazed at being caught, Dieter said, in slightly accented but otherwise perfect English, “We like to enjoy each other as much as possible. We also like the danger aspect of being. "What the hell have you got in this?" I don't know... some gloopy stuff Shawna made me get this afternoon." Nick and Ally shared a look at that — 'gloopy' was one of Marcus' words for textures he didn't like to have near him."And you put gloopy stuff in your hair for her..." Ally observed, with a smile. "It's that serious." Yeah... yeah it is." He scowled, not sure they weren't just poking fun at him."Well, first off, don't be so caught up in it being that serious that you forget to have fun.".