While waiting in a very long line, a young San Diego State football player was talking very loud and using every obscene word he could think of, appar...ntly to impress his buddies. "So what happened then Brad?" One of his friends asked, "I just fucked her again," said the overweight athlete. "When her mom came into her room and caught us, I asked her if she wanted to join in. She ran out of the room crying. It was the funniest thing you have ever saw." "Have ever seen," said Richard correcting. Chet had to snipe. "Whatcha been doing, Jackson? Sucking Ron's dick?"I turned to Chet. "Thanks for living down to expectation, Chet. That makes this easier. Sorry, Pete -- I only need one back door man." Pete just nodded; he was married, and the wife wasn't present.Stupid to the last, Chet made an ass of himself, rasping, "I KNEW it! All this time you were jerking our chains and you had it all..." He was just warming up for a good rant when the private shrugged and shot him with the same kind. It would drive some of them wild and had Jamie been ever so slightly more perceptive, he might have caught on at some point. An ass like Jamie's attracted a rare breed of stud. The ultra-hung bulls of the world, see his backside as something to conquer, something to make their own, or if not their own, a shared commodity that will get reamed and bred in perpetuity by only the biggest and fattest cocks. But Jamie didn't venture out in the social circles, where studs like that were just waiting. " my wife always had to make herself like a superwoman lol don't get me wrong I loved the fact she liked to do things on her own and everything but sometimes she was just stubborn."don't be silly! It's almost done anyways stop being like your father" my mother in law giggled as she spoke. "ok fine" my wife said as I started to lead her upstairs while wrapping a paper towel around her finger"honey, would you mind making me a tea while I clean this up" my wife said "sure no problem" I replied As.