"Where are we?"This room was smaller. They stood near its center, on a raised area clear of furniture. Around the walls, he saw more of the same kind ...f tables and chairs, and in his nostrils was the same rank stench."Good question," Darrick nodded. "I don't know. Not where we are, nor how we got here, but I've got a hunch. In Elf Home, the different buildings and levels are joined by devices that move you in the blink of an eye." We're up one level," Kargh stated bluntly. "We'll have to find. "One per arm, Ogrul. I get the bold ones. Gash, you grab the headbashed one," I instruct, slinging the lead man and the one who struck my arm in two fireman carries. My brothers follow and we walk towards the bystanders. We watch them scramble and scatter away before only a handful were left, mostly frozen in fear. We approached a tanned, matured brunette woman who was filled out and wearing tight, thin pink clothing. She looked up at us, trembling as her dark red lips quivered. Somewhere. I signed up to receive the International Male and Undergear catalogs and I subscribed to a fitness magazine called "Exercise: For Men Only." All three had photos of hot, nearly-nude guys, and not a single one of the three was explicitly gay. (I have to say that over time it dawned on me that all were at least implicitly aimed at gay guys. Not many straight guys wore the sort of revealing underwear for sale in those catalogs-and none of them would want to see what it revealed about the muscular,. Meeting her gaze I decided she didn’t look upset at catching her husband kissing a naked girl in the doorway. Quite the opposite, in fact.“I haven’t, have I?” Sir asked me quietly, his hand wandering down my back until it was resting on my bare ass, playfully fondling me until I was looking up at his face again.“Haven’t what?” I managed to ask, blinking slowly, unable to think straight as I felt his fingers prying my ass cheeks apart. It felt awkward, standing there naked while his wife watched.