And how sweet of you to think of such a romantic thing. Most husbands wouldn't even remember a wife's birthday let alone plan something like this. Let...me transfer you to Barbara; she makes all the travel plans for our company. Oh how I envy Janice, Mr. Sterling." Remember that she must never hear about this, or it won't be a surprise, okay?" She won't hear about it from me; I'll transfer you to Barbara." She giggled."Travel, Barbara Stanwick, how may I help you?" Barbara, this is Rob Sterling,. Then one day I was at brads house and were talking whilst watching tv, when I asked him, "look don't think I'm weird by asking this but do you know anything about mastubation? I know it's a sexual term, but that's about it." "Hmm.. I cant say that I do, but lets go and find out," with that brad got up off the couch and turned off the tv before running up stair to his bedroom. I looked at the tv puzzled, until it dawned on me that brad had the computer he got for his birthday.With that I jumped. "For good reason, though," I moaned, lifting myself a bit. "He's an idiot at the same time though, because shit, you have one drenched slit that's to die for indeed, Lyra. Wow, I can't stop talking now, I'm sorry." It's fine, just thrust your schlong, and cum wherever you want. Shoot it inside me if you want, I can't get pregnant, but after you do, I want you to keep fucking me, though. No matter how wrong you feel this might be afterward, I want you to keep going. Even if you pull out and. “They were making a lot of noise downstairs Father. Both Mary Kate and I heard them.”“Your mother and your father?”“Yes, Father. They were making funny noises. When Dad said, ‘Oh my God Eileen,’ it sounded like he fell and hurt himself.”“I might ask you, Tommy, what were you and your fourteen-year-old sister doing in the same room together late on New Year’s Eve?”“We were in our rooms Father, SLEEPING. When I woke up it sounded like Mom and Dad were wrestling. Then the noise of Dad falling on.