Mom and dad both have false teeth that they go without around the house. Dad just looks old without them and my mom looks slutty. I just turned 17 and...I have all the problems of puberty, I’m horny all the time, my parents suck, and I’m a virgin. I’m not good with girls, even though in comparison to my classmates, I guess I’m considered “hung” with an 8 1/2 inch fat cock and huge balls hanging under it.My bedroom closet is next to my parents bathroom and due to a missing shelf screw in the. Fathers have a knack at doing that without uttering a word. When you see one of their eyebrows twitching staring into your eyes you automatically know that you’ve done something to piss him off or you’re in big trouble. My Dad would sometimes talk with his eyes telling me to go to my room also signifying he’d deal with me later without opening his mouth.The odd time I fled to my room waiting his arrival that could have been fifteen minutes to two hours thereafter kinda made you stop and think. ’ I say noticing my door off to the side. ‘Oh and you room right by him, what a coincidence.’ Mr. Howard says. ‘Yeah isn’t that funny.’ I say. ‘Well I’ll see you next class. If you need any help just let me know or Darius.’ he said walking to the elevator. ‘Thanks, I think I will….. (And for other things)’ Feeling exhausted from today’s sexual events, I decided to take a nap before I had to go class. I go up to my door and here loud laughing again. Quinn must have brought his friends, Rufus. "Who is it?" in harmony and acapella. A listener with a good ear would approve."'Tiz I, Supafly, your impossibly handsome and debonair housemate," Arnold said."Yeah, right, Arnie. What's up?" Slightly sarcastic spoke Keirstan."I have to go up on campus, wanna ride? Whoa!"The door was flung wide and Arnie was swarmed. "Yes. Please. Thank you." The girls filed out swinging rain cloaks about their shoulders and donning Gloucester Fisherman's hats. On a fisherman, the rubberized canvas rain hats.