If you do not, then you WILL BE DELETED. I am a totally hot fuck and worth the time and trouble." (Gee ... you don't think too much of yourself, do ...ou?)Right when I thought I was about to give up, I saw an ad titled "PISS IN MY MOUTH." I'm not normally into the whole watersports thing, but this sounded like a good time. I read the ad, and was happy to discover that the gent was my age, lived nearby, and was all bottom. Just my cup of tea. I wrote back, he furnished me with his address,. "We had a little party with this in high school." Roy flushed and the memory came back to him.... "Elroy darling" Mummy looked pointedly at Roy, who was buttoningon a nice dress shirt. "Are you sure you want to go to this party, dear?Mummy doesn't like you going out in the evenings, you know. Wouldn't you liketo hold yarn for me?" Roy sighed. Every Saturday night since Father hadleft (leaving a note to Mother saying "You are a cunt and so is our pansyson") Roy had been forced to stand and hold. He started to work on the papers but didn’t get very far. He couldn’t help thinking of that gorgeous woman, not 10 feet away....he could hear her talking on the phone....he could smell her beautiful scent....he could imagine her in so many ways.....and it got to be a little bit too much for this guy....this guy who hadn’t had a woman for almost 10 years now, since his wife left...... He wasn’t entirely sure what made him do what he did next.....but it was definitely happening. He. Haan toh frnds kuch din aise hi chalta rhaFir jab ek din mein unke ghar gaya toh mera frnd gar mein nhi tha toh mere friend ki behan ne mujhe kaha ki woh aapse kuch baat karna chahti hai toh mein thoda nurves ho gaya aur mera dil kafi jor se dadkane lga mein himmat karke andar gaya toh woh chair pe baithi thi toh main jake wahan bed par baith gaya hum dono kafi der tak khamosh rheFir maine himmat karke uska haal chal poocha par usne apni gardan neeche ki taraf hi kar rakhi thi fir maine socha.