"Does dad know that you and Aunt Karen still talk?" Dad doesn't have to know shit. Right? Now, can I return to what I was saying?"I nodded. Rayya cont...nued, "Aunt Karen couldn't afford artificial insemination, either, when she and Ms. Michelle were together. But, they still really wanted a kid. Well, Ms. Michelle happened to have an older brother who was much more understanding about their relationship than our dad was. Because her little brother knew how badly they wanted a child, and because. Anyway, I love you. If you don’t stop crying I’m going to put you over my knee and spank you, hard.’ ‘I’ll leave the room then shall I,’ said Jo laughing, ‘because I know what that will lead to.’ ‘Oh no,’ he said laughing, ‘you can stay and spank her too if you like. Then we can have some real fun. But,’ he finished, ‘I’m afraid I wouldn’t be any good to anyone. I’ve had a long and demanding but very successful day. And I’m bloody hungry, anything to eat?’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry,’ I said, ‘Jo’s made. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week.When did it change from "We the people" to "screw the people"?Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when. The screech of brakes and the hiss of steam filled the air, pulling Walter from his reading. A brief glance around revealed that the train had pulled into a station, the sign posts declaring it to be Southern Salvil. The young man pulled an almanac from the pocket of his black jacket and flipped through the pages. After a minute or so, he found what he was looking for. Southern Salvil, the book read, 222 km from Rutro.Walter placed the book back in his pocket and sighed. It would be a long time.