Then my eyes nearly jumped out of my head as Jack and Jane each took the breast closest to them and lifted their mother’s milk machines to their eag...r mouths and began to suck!!! Looking over their heads to where I was watching she winked and said, “I am so glad the two of you invited me to join you the other night. I have missed your father so and have really needed this!” “Will he be mad if he finds out about our after dark fun when he gets home?” Jack asked and then immediately went back. I didn't know what you'd think of me."I leaned back against the door and watched her. I'm not sure what expression I wore, but it made the muscles in my face ache."I know we'll sort something out," she said. "I like you and we seem to get on all right. God knows I need a friend right now." So we are friends?" Uh, yes. Is there a problem with that?" No. Not at all. I was just thinking, if we're friends you can tell me all about what happened to you in Manchester."I'd read descriptions in. Later that evening, I met with the youngsters parentswho were in tears in the waiting room. Nurse Albertson had them fill out thepapers prior to surgery and Dr. Marcus spoke to them before I was assigned thepatient. Yes, we had a long chat. You see, the young k** (his name was Ken, bythe way) was driving his brand new 1986 Iroc drunk. His parents denied thatthere son had a drinking problem. I showed them the test results,indicatingtheir son's activities for t he last 48 hours. They denied it.. Can you believe it? -- a man even needed to know the words to "Iam Woman, I am Strong" to get a date.Most of all, a man had to be super-cautious about the words he usedaround womyn. The slightest verbal misstep could mire a guy in the styof male chauvinist pig-dom. When the "oink oinks" started, his fate wassealed -- he'd be spending the night alone with Playboy and MissSeptember. As naive as I was (okay, I might as well admit it -- I wasstill a virgin at the end of my freshman year at Thoreau.