But things certainly got a bit more interesting when I decided to show myself off a bit. The week after Steve broke up with me I was miserable. I had ...ever been dumped before. It happened on a Monday morning and all through the week I just felt depressed. By Friday the depression had begun to fade and I was just feeling angry. Who the hell did he think he was? I could have given the snotty little bastard so much, but because I wouldn't shove his dick in my mouth the moment he asked for it, he. . I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened.”The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride.The judge says “OK.”“Well”, said Paddy, “After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song .... I wished him luck; I sure was glad that it was not my problem.There was still plenty for Ann and me to do. We had been concentrating on aliens, but there were plenty of home-grown scoundrels, thieves, and murderers scattered over the thousands of timelines to keep us as busy as we wanted to be. Lars pointed out that there was a conman who preyed on widows who were desperate for male companionship. He had wanted to get rid of the guy for some time, but the pressure of the aliens had overridden. You know, first base, second base?” “Mrs. Miller, I never meant for it to get this far, honest, but every time they lost, they wanted to go another hand and up the stakes.” “And just how much DID they lose?” Lisa said, still angry, but not as furious anymore. She knew her daughters, and everything they had told her fell well within the boundaries she knew they were capable of. “Tell me the truth!!” “Well, they both have to give me a blowjob, right now, naked, but I agreed to let them off.