Mein computer engineer hoon mein pehli bar iss mein apni story likh raha hoon umeed hai iss padhne wali gilli chut aur khadey lund waloon ko pasand ay... ge .ab mein apko bata ta hoon ki mujhe Company ki meeting ke karan mujhe Delhi jana pada jis din meeting the mein subha uth ke jaldi se apne kapdey pehne aur metro station ki taraf rikshaw mein baith gaya jaise he mein rikshaw se utra meri nazaar eik auntie pe padi wo be rikshaw se utar rahi the kya batawoon kya kayamat lag rahi the mein tou. ” She rubbed her fanny for effect. “I had thought I had broken my tail bone.”Not about to be beaten by that particular bit of solid biological waste, I responded with, “well my mom and dad not only made me clean up after my own birthday parties with just a pair of broken tweezers, they would also tie my hands behind my back and hire the Bee Gees to sing while I did it.”“Ouch, you win, Kenny,” she said as I tossed the last denuded chicken bone onto the styrofoam plate. “Where did you get that. Use kaha main actually mein ek male hoon .lekin mujhe koi kaam nahi mil raha tha isliye main ye roop dhaar liya.Is ke liye maine ek operation bhi karwaya hai.Ab makn ladki ko chod bhi sakta nhoon aur ladke se gand bhi marwa sakta hoon.Us ne kaha arey sab koi problem nahi main aap ko bahut aisa maza doongi ke aap kabhi soch nahi sakte.Maine aap ke bahnoi ko kai baar khush kiya hai.tabhi woh aap ki didi se pehle gahr aajate hain.main ab bilkul hi shocked rah gaya that.tab us ne aage badhkr mera. Joyce, his mom, was in Coffee Club.“Is Mr. Mumford really building a bomb shelter?”“Just for safety’s sake.”“With a transistor radio and everything?”“I’m sure.”“It can be our hangout,” suggested Ronald.“Dad says it’s just for emergencies, but maybe.” They probably wanted somewhere to try smoking, she guessed. Maybe she should just let them get it out of their system, coughing away in a cement cell.“Duck and Cover!” yelled Ronald and both boys dived under the coffee table, laughing and pushing.