For the past year or so I was often asked to watch the k**s for a lady down the street when she went out. Hmm, I should check with her, an odd job or...so could help with the funds department. So I walk to Barbies house, rang the bell, the front door is open, just screen door. She says who is it from inside, down the hallway and I reply its me, Jack. "Oh, hi Jack how have you been, come on in I'll be just a moment." I let myself in, "I was wondering if you might need any help round here, gonna. ”“But I know that you are a good and kind man.”“How sweet of you to think so my love, but to the world I am a criminal and a monster.”“Oh Josef, damn you. How can you be so calm about this?”He stepped back and after a moment gently replied,“Our good Americans have given me much time to think.”He smiled sadly only to be answered by fresh tears from her. He then pressed up against the bars and they kissed. As they did so, warm salty tears trickled down his nose and into his mouth. As he began to. And she said, “Yes, of course.” And she kissed me and cried and put on the ring. We were both already so hopelessly and unquestionably devoted to one another that our wedding vows felt more like a pleasant formality and less like a life-changing commitment. Corny as it sounds, we’d found true love. Our only regret was that we’d fallen largely out of touch with our amazing friends from high school. Even Stephanie, so long an indelible fixture in Elizabeth’s life, eventually became little more. We are going to walk down to the water and you are going to jump in and wash all the piss, shit and cum off of you. When you think you are clean enough, you are going to come out, grab my hand, give me a big kiss and we are going to slowly walk to my car and you ain’t gona cover one inch of that body. Be proud of those tiny tits and fat ass and let everyone know it. Understand?”I simply shook my head and reached for his hand. We walked out into the bright sunlight and my eyes took a few seconds.