Click. Board. Nothing new..."Come on people! Post something already! Sheesh..."Click. Porn site. Frantic flurry trying to close all the popup windowsb...fore they could spawn new ones.Click. News site. "War on Terror." "Democrats accuse Republicans of..." War in the Middle East." "Anthrax Scare." Damn it! Nothing ever happens."Click. Fanart site. Nothing new...Click. Porn site. 404...Alex sighed. He had clicked through his "favorites" list two or threetimes already this hour - all with the same. Every guy I knew talked about blowjobs. I remember when I first heard about them, I kept wondering how it would be to have your dick blown on by a girl. I even got a soda straw and tried blowing my breath through it onto my dick. It just didn't do much for me. I know you're probably laughing but, well, what did I know, right?Then, I finally found out that it involved sucking, not blowing. And now, I was feeling it for myself. I'd heard how good it felt and that didn't begin to be as good as it. "It was quite disgusting - you were almost dribbling!"I laughed, which, in retrospect, was probably not the best idea."Why do men have this thing about big breasts?" She was now peeling her top off and looking in the mirror. As the T shirt hit the floor she cupped her quite normally sized and very beautiful breasts. She twisted so that she could view them sideways on and see their profile."I was thinking of a titty-fuck with so much spare boob flesh." I said and as soon as I said it I. Maine powder lagate hue apne haath dhime se aunty ke chunche ki taraf kiye aur jab koi response nahi hua to me thoda sanak gaya. Maine dheere se aunty boobs daba diye to aunty ne ek jhapad mara aur kaha ki nikal jao mere ghar se main tumhe apna beta manti thi aur tum itne batmeez nikle.Thappad padte hi main rone laga lekin maine socha badnami to ab hogi hi maine bhi darwaja lock kiya aunty boli kya kar raha he. Main aunty ko kaha aunty mujhe pata hai ki aap ka chakkar doodhwale bhaiya Shyamlal.