I gave it a good go for a month or so. I got 20-30 matches onTinder but girls in Bhubaneswar weren’t that bold. I had matched with a girl named Shya...a during that time. I gave a good shot. I tried being as genuine and motivated but alas, wo bhi bhav nahi di and after feeling dejected I uninstalled the Tinder app.Now, coming to the recent past, it was 2 days post lockdown and I badly needed something exciting to pass the time and be cheerful. So, Tinder it was again. This time, when I launched. He completely dropped off to sleep while they gave him jabs of a compoundthat swelled his chest in two very feminine looking breasts. Neither didhe feel his ears being pierced in two places and fitted with gold studs.He hardly stirred as several women working gave him hair extensions, thendied both them and his own a honey blonde colour with pink streaks, anddidn't wake properly until they were on the final stages of his makeup.There was no mirror in front of the work station he was sat in,. . 57 dollars and we couldn’t eat it. Complaints fell on deaf ears. They knew we were leaving and wouldn’t be back. Concourse security laughed.“It is universally known that airport food sucks,” said the guard. “You should have eaten before you came or visited one of the food trucks.”“Where are the trucks?”“In the car park.”Our flight was called just then.“We don’t have time, we should have a meal onboard.”First class boards first. First class eats better than coach. First class has better seats.. It took me a moment for what was happening to register in my wine soaked brain. The wet dog on the pearl satin robe left it semi transparent. I slowly crossed my arms in front of me, pretending to try and warm up. She politely adverted here gaze to the dog, he was still and quiet eyes fixed in my general direction. He stepped up behind her and I saw why. He had a bulge in his pants, hopefully because of me I thought to myself. As he took his place behind her, I saw a flash of delight wash.