“But I don’t want the eggs.”“Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte,” the wait...ess warned her.“You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?” My wife asked incredulously. “I’ll take the special.”“How do you want your eggs?”“Raw and in the shell,” my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS...A father walks into a bookstore with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking,. He was going to his Uncle Lenny's apartment to clean it out. Lenny had died three days earlier, and since he had no other immediate family, it was left to Bobby and his father to dispose of his earthly possessions.Lenny was the black sheep of the family. He had done everything wrong in a long life, and Bobby's parents didn't like to talk about him. Bobby hadn't seen him in ten years, since his First Communion, when Uncle Lenny had showed up drunk in church and caused a scene."How did you have a. Bimla ne poochne pe bataya ki maatha bahut halka hua. Dupahar ko bhi yahi hua toh boli abb paani jyada nikal raha hai nitche se. Meine Khus hote hua kaha iska matlab ander ki nashon ka jaam clear ho raha hai aur nitche jaam naa ho isliye khud ki ungli daal ke ragad lo. Usko ragadne ka tarika bhi nahi malum tha, petikot ke nitche se ungli ragdi aur bataya ki thik se nahi ho raha hai.Me-gandi zagha haath nahi lagaungaHaath dho lena, apne susu mein bhi toh lagate hoMein susu ko susu se hi ragadne. In the current age, while still large, it is a decadent kingdom with bandits roaming the countryside.Which, of course, makes it a prime target for happy-go-luck, upcoming “heroes”, such as Bal.Son of the legendary knight Drakor, Bal was trained in the ways of fighting from a very young age. Blessed with a strong and healthy body, Bal stands stronger and taller than most, and with the weapons and armor left by his beloved father, he is a more than intimidating figure to meet on a.