" Bloody weirdoes," she spat and left the room."Perhaps, but the music's good," I offered, lamely.The video was then consigned to the bottom of the pi...e and largely forgotten about.Fortunately, she and I didn't last too much longer as a couple. With hindsight, I have a feeling that her finding out that I actually enjoyed a film about a man dressing up in women's clothes and prancing around singing "I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania." was at least a contributory. I opened the bathroom door so I could hear the movie. I waited until that scene came on, gave it a couple minutes and went back in the living room. Sure enough, he was on her. She had her legs in the air and he was banging away.Just to make sure there was no confusion, as I walked past them, I leaned down and gave Walter a big sloppy kiss, then frenched Linda until I felt her tongue return the favor. She tasted like a lot of wine.I sat and watched the rest of the movie with them. Linda had a. Oh, my God. Am I too white? Will the guys like that? I’m not tan like Nadia. Should I have tanned first? I hate that tanning shit. I don’t do that.“I mean, for your skin,” the driver added when I didn’t answer.“Yeah, thanks,” I said abruptly.“You got nice skin. Don’t get burned out there.”“I’ll be fine.”“You are fine.”I dreaded the next red light. Sure enough, he turned around again.“Look,” I started to say.“Don’t worry. I’ll get you to your party quick. You’re just so fucking hot…”I stared out. It was Amy. Apparently she wasn't done playing with me.WHAT QUESTION? I replied.WHAT WOULD U DO 2 ME IF U COULD DO ANYTHING?Holy shit. Not only was she not done, she was brazen enough to leave evidence of it on my phone. A guy had to be careful with this kind of thing. I answered her with TAKE YOU TO THE ZOO. GOTTA GO MAKE DINNER.I quickly erased the incriminating messages from my phone and got up to go inside. As I stood up and turned around I heard a “psst.” I looked up to the window looking.