.it was after me, Ben, and grandpa Max visited that enchanted town , that transformed use into elves....almost permanently" says Gwen."Yes...I'd appea...ed to you before you retired to the Rustbucket(RV) and told you that before your 20th birthday, the I would bring you a reward in the form of a gift. To thank you for saving my birth place from its thousand year curse........and now here I be Ho,Ho,ho" mentions Santa Claus. This when Gwen sees the long protruding canines in his mouth. Santa's. As the first shot was firing it occurred to me although a little late, that Bobbie might actually get pregnant. To my demise all I could think of was Bobbie with a swollen belly, immediately I pulled back quickly rising to my knees, grabbing furiously at my dick pumping on it as leaned forward spraying her body with several good ropes of cum.The look of content on her face as I unloaded it all told the story, she was hooked on this, she would want more and I hoped it would be sooner than later.. I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in. You cant tell that you are producing the necessary hormones, but there is a correlation between hormone production and vaginal secretions. In other words, the wetter you are, the more hormones you produce. Now, I need to check to make sure your reactions are normal so that the egg stands a reasonable chance of implantation. So, what Im going to do is stimulate your clitoris to induce an orgasm. Do you understand? Sarah swallowed hard and her voice squeaked as she replied, Yes. Dr, Henry.