I do hope Luke is now fully clothed again. I charge after Carl “Come in why don’t you?” He doesn't reply, just enters the lounge as I follow. I ...an see Luke is just zipping up. Carl looks at Luke, then at me “Not come at a bad time have I? Excuse the pun.” I play him at his own game, not even dignifying with a reply, instead turning towards the stairs, and heading up to the bedroom. I leave the brothers to it, no doubt Carl is in some sort of trouble as per usual, also as per usual asking Luke. Jack stopped in front of a shop called The Sex Toy Emporium. Hmmm...toys? That could be fun. We walked inside together, looking like a couple instead of two people who were married to two other people. I felt a bit shy and nervous as I had never been inside one of these unsavory places before. First, we explored the first floor which had all sorts of vibrators. I had fun examining each one with my fingers and imagining how it would feel to be pressed up against or pushing inside my dripping. A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks “Who owns that big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims “I do, what’s wrong with him this time?” The cowboy looks him in the eye and says “Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin’”.An elderly spinster called the lawyer’s office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptionist suggested they set up an appointment for a convenient time for the spinster to. Um ... I ... I'm looking for a bra for my wife," I stammered andstuttered, my face going red with embarrassment."Oh that's fine sir, we have lots of men buying gifts for theirpartners. Did you have anything specific in mind?" Umm, I thought ... um, I mean, I was hoping to get something reallypretty and very ummmm feminine?" I said weekly.She smiled and told me to follow her."We have these." she said stopping at a rack of bras made out of someshiny white material with little flowers printed on.
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