Carlson leaned in closer to me. “It’s nothing more than a bored old man and his new young friend.” His smile stayed on his face and he grabbed h...s glass and took another long sip, all the while not removing his stare. “I think you know what I mean sir.” That was a bit too formal, I thought, but Mr. Carlson didn’t seem to mind as he chuckled back at me. “No I don’t, do tell.” He’s playing that card now, not wanting to make the first move, well I’ll show him two can play at that game. “It’s odd. I started to feel better about myself.I still wasn't scoring with any chicks but Christmas came and went and now I was on the track team and we were practicing three times a week. I think it took a lot of the sexual energy away from me.One saturday night in January we were all home and watching TV. A big movie was coming on and Mom and Dad were sitting in their favorite chairs while I lay on the couch in nothing but my track shorts. Ellen came down from the bathroom. She had just taken a shower. Chuck Norris spontaneously came into existence on Karl Marx’s birthday. This was no accident since Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of communism’s yin, and the very thought of communism makes Chuck Norris Want to puke.Chuck Norris Defender of FreedomChuck Norris has fought in every American war including the American Revolution, The War of the Worlds, Korean War, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Black Hawk Down, World War 1, World War 2, Red Dawn, American Civil War, the Iran-Iraq war (on both sides. She smiled when she saw me, invited me in, and offered me a beer. I followed her into the kitchen, where she poured an imported beer into an icy-cold mug, and then accidentally dropped the empty bottle. When she bent down to pick it up, the crotch of her swimsuit was pulled so tightly against her body that I could see her pussy lips under it. Ohh, they looked so sweet, I just wanted to lick them and suck them. My mouth went dry, and I downed the beer in one long pull as she stood up. Her.