”“You call yours a cock? Joe Don, was Mary Ellen teasing me? Do you have a really big one? GAHHDDDDD, I hope yours is as big as a fucking football...bat.”“There’s no such thing as a football bat, but I’m very proud of what I do have.“Well - I’m a basketball, volley ball, and track coach - so-what - if I’m blonde and don’t know shit about ball bats - but whatever - I wish yours would be as big as a horse cock, then.”“Be careful of what you wish for, Coach.”“Joseph Donald Taylor! If you’ve got a. She pushed me up against the wall and said, “Look buster, I’ve got tits now and if you every want to see them you will show me some respect.”Well that was certainly a shock to my system. When I got home I walked into the house and said, “Mom, show me your tits.”Mom went flush then she looked over at my father. I had not seen him sitting there. Dad said, “Go ahead and show him.”Mom unbuttoned her blouse and removed it, and then she unhooked her bra from behind and removed that too. Mom stood. .and then my hands move to the back of your head and gently, after slightly massaging just behind your ears, my fingers reach up weaving into your hair and cupping your head and slowly move you forward to my lips...and I give you one last deep kissas I my hands them move to your buttoned top...as my lips caress your now bare collarboneI unbutton it one by one...my warm wet kisses move down the center of your chest...barely feeling my face against the sides of your exquisite breastsand, slowly. Mother raised her glass to thegentleman and excused herself. She went to talk with them as I waited bymyself for the waiter. A moment later, Mother returned with two nicelooking men and introduced me. She informed me that we'd be dining withthese guys and I slid over as one of them moved to sit next to me. Motherallowed the other man to sit first, and then slid in next to him. I wasso totally nervous, and I never knew this about Mother. I thought she washappy to be married to Father, but then I.