Written by one Henry Clay Work in 1876, the lyrics began as follows: "My grandfather's clock was too large for the shelf, so it stood ninety years on ...he floor."The bastardization of the words was very likely begun by young teen-age boys that same year, probably within days of its publication. By coincidence, the jock strap was invented at about the same time. Until then, the word jock had been a crude synonym for the word cock. Ultimately even young teen-age girls stopped cringing at the use. I left her now bathed and fully erect nipple out of my mouth. I moved down on her kissing en-route.I give small pecks on her tummy until my mouth was just above her panties.I kissed over it.Rachael twisted her body crazily as i did that.I stick my thumb in the waistband of her panties and pulled it out through her legs throwing it onto the floor.I was excited to notice a wet patch on her panties.Now,Rachael was lying completely naked in front of my eyes and i must say she was looking more. " He'd also moved in with Emma shortlyafter "the evening" (as they both referred to it as) to avoid having tolive under the same roof as Anne who, for several months, hadstubbornly refused to move out.Richard sat down in the lounge and reflected on the last six months. Heknew he should be happy - he had rid himself of the woman who'd madehis life a misery for so long, he was living under the same roof as thenicest, kindest woman he'd ever met and he was free to express hisfeminine side whenever. Maybe we can make it to Fan Central orthe U booth?" I commented. We talked a bit and decided we would make amove to get to the U booth, just a few blocks away. We had to fight afew rain drops, but we made it in to the booth.There wasn't much going on this early in the morning, except for thesale of yellow plastics bags with the block 'M' on them being marketedas rain ponchos. Jenny said we should get some, but I told her it wasa waste of money. "I'm even getting hot," I say as I pull off.