I have done the online dating which was like shooting fish in a barrel when it comes to getting laid. I have also learned that if I go out seeking pus...y I never seem to find it however when you least expect it, it falls into your lap. This is one of those occasions.Last week I went to the car wash in the late afternoon. After going through the wash bay I parked my truck in the spaces where you can dry your vehicle and detail it. I was about halfway finished detailing my truck when a SUV with. She comes over I grabbed her and kissed her deeply and untie her corset to free those tits I had been drooling over all day. Same as Lola did she shook them free and I sucked on her already perky nipples first the left then the right. I motioned for her to go to Lola.Maria slowly climbs onto the bed lifting one leg up showing me her clit peaking out from between her crack. She looks back at me to see me taking my cock out of my pants. She rubs her clit inserts her fingers into her pussy then. I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring and farting ... so, at least I got home OK.The wife's back on the warpath again.She was up for making a home video last night and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport."Nationality?" asks the immigration officer."German," she replies."Occupation?"No, just here for a few days."As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer's. It was twitching with anticipation and dribbling with pre-cum. I looked up to see him gazing into my eyes with fatherly love -- and most unfatherly lust. "Daddy, are you going to fuck me now?" I asked in a teasing, childlike voice. He rolled his eyes. "I don't know, Daddy, I've never seen anything so big before. As you sure it's supposed to fit in there?" We both laughed, but I could see the little-girl act was turning him on furiously. "I'm not so sure," he teased, "maybe it's just too large..