“Oh Lord,” he gasped. “How.............,”“You and Hank came home drunk. When he passed out you started telling me how sexy I looked. One thi...g led to another and you shoved your hand under my blouse. It felt good your hands on my breasts and I brought you here.”“Did we........., uh, did I..........,” he stammered.“Unfortunately no we didn’t. Shortly after getting into bed you passed out but not before giving me one of the best climaxes of my life and you did it all with only your hands on my. I know he woke up that way most of the time but as soon as he fell asleep? I wasn’t sure. Alright, that’s it. I’ll sneak into the bathroom with my iPhone and get one out the old fashioned way, with my fingers. I quietly rolled out of bed and tip toed to the bathroom. Once inside, I pulled up PornHub on my phone and selected the first video on the page. The preview showed a younger man fucking a “MILF” doggy-style. How appropriate, I thought! The video was 13 minutes long, which was plenty of. You, heat some irons in the fire." While the barber stood by, the lady played with a red hot iron,singing the pubic hair, searing some of the still-bleeding whipwounds, which elicited loud screams but did staunch the flow ofblood. Between the widespread thighs, the now naked genital cleftgaped open, the labia spread wide by the turnip. Forward of theturnip was a triangular area of gleaming pink. The lady probed withher finger tip, satisfying herself that she understood the anatomy ofthe. I was doing a great job when...Present – Major "MadDog" MurdockMy threat assessment console lit up and I swore, "Mother Hen, don't you have anyone watching for bogeys?" Then I ordered my wingman, "Evasive maneuvers."Mother Hen replied, "Sorry, they must have been below radar. You have permission to go weapons free."Yeah we had four hostile aircraft on our six. We broke for the ground, started a tight turn and buzzed the hell out of the tower at Bob's Country Bunker. Then we climbed to see if we.